How to Write a Michael Schur Lead Romance

margorothspiegelmanthegreat:

Partner 1: Confident, Fun, Slightly Depressed

Partner 2: Anxiety™ 

Partner 1 provides the light atmosphere, Partner 2 provides the level head. Congrats, you have the perfect lead couple.

BONUS:

How to Write a Michael Schur Secondary Romance: Abnormal Dork Meets Equally Abnormal Dork

zelds:

Orla saw it too. Orla is easily led. Thank you, aunt Mary.

xelamanrique318:

im literally not exaggerating when i tell you guys this video saved my life

aidashakur:

nyclesbian:

sbrown82:

alwaysbewoke:

this is how you nip internalized self hatred in the bud

💁🏿👑🙌🏿!!!!!!!

I’m crying

switch-up-snowfox:

thespectacularspider-girl:

aliceinozwiththebeast:

vandallsavage:

zezlemet:

Remember when Terry played the Joker like a fiddle cause I sure do

Joker status:
[ ] Told
[ ] Told like a bitch
[X] Batman: The Brave And The Told

Terry is literally what bruce would’ve been if his parents didn’t die. Well either that or terry got his sense of humor from his mom.

I love Batman Beyond because it’s basically Spider-Man as Batman with a healthy dosage of cyberpunk.

The best part is this isn’t just Terry fucking with Joker, Terry realized after bats told him “Joker likes to talk” that he likes to talk too. So he decided to answer joker back with something Joker was never expecting. Joker could easily deal with the typical hero “you won’t get away with this” talk or someone being absolutely quiet. But mockery? taking the piss? Telling joker straight up “you ain’t shit?”

flowerais:

You’re healing every time you

• get out of bed because there’s something you’re excited about.
• don’t think about people who left.
• clean the clutter in the room and dishes in your sink.
• smile at yourself and random people.
• do something kind and out of the blue to make someone happy.
• work out or meet with friends even though you have no energy to.
• calm yourself down when your thoughts race.
• remember to drink water.
• don’t dwell on things you can’t control.
• do things good for yourself, even though you have no motivation.
• tell yourself that you’re growing from this, and you won’t feel like this forever.

super-mario-girl:

I can’t believe no one has posted a clip of this yet. This is one of the funniest bits in the whole show.

this-red-in-my-ledger:

bookplush:

viostormcaller:

just-stay-gold-addict:

People try to use “snowflake” as an insult, but like HAVE YOU SEEN ACTUAL SNOWFLAKES???

What. The fuck. Holy shit

*scrolling*

Huh, that’s cool

*scrolling further*

Wait, hey, wait, that doesn’t look like a sno-

*scrolling even further*

okAy tHAT’S CAPTAIN AMERICA’S SHIELD

I thought it was just me

erikkillmongerdontpullout:

Emma Stone screaming “I’m sorry” during Sandra Oh’s monologue shows that at any given moment, without a hint of irony, White women will insert themselves into a woman of color’s spotlight. She HAD to say something, despite the years and years of silence on the issue, right then and there as a half laugh for…what? To turn the real issue of white washing into a joke? To reinsert herself into the conversation when her decisions hurt Asian actors like Sandra? It’s all liberal posturing disgusing white fragility because she most definitely felt embarrassed to be indirectly called out for her complicity in white washing.

Why else yell an apology after four years of her just never really addressing it? It’s white guilt taken to a literal extreme to pander to the audience for cheap woke laughs. “Look at her, she’s aware of the issues! And she’s sorry!!! XD total self own!” White women can’t bare to sit in their uncomfortability when they are confronted with their complicity and try to detract from it in any way possible. Sure, it’s just a throw away comment but really think about the ideology that fueled her need to say that in the first place, at the time she said it, and the reaction of her saying it from a most white crowd. By dismissing the comment as a jokey, self depreciating nod, we dismiss how white people can constantly do some self flaggration, usually publically, years after the damage has already been done. We see it over and over again.

Yes I know Sandra and Andy’s joint monologue was to supposed to be light hearted and fun, poking satirical fun at topics etc etc but it’s something to chew on. The whole interaction was brief (Emma’s comment wasn’t planned and she literally injected it into the monologue) but is pretty illuminating.

filmgifs:

How many victims do you represent and profit from before you say something?

Spotlight (2015) dir. Tom McCarthy

mishasminions:

NOBODY IS JADED ABOUT SUPERNATURAL AS MUCH AS THE CAST OF SUPERNATURAL

sashayed:

ah yes. han solo. han solo, so suave

so cool under pressure

so calm in a crisis

great at handling difficult situations, for example, can get his own gloves off WHILE talking to a cute girl AT the same time no problem thanks for asking

so great at witty comebacks

definitely has slept with MANY a lady because, again, Han Solo is a cool guy, and not a grumpy hermit who, were he a person in the world, would spend all his weekends alone in his apartment with his phone turned off watching Ice Road Truckers

definitely not a weirdo with a shitty haircut who talks to his car

no. mister cool guy. always looks so cool. so cool in a fight

so cool. never panics about everything all the time constantly.

people trust him cause he’s got that cool guy charisma

always knows what he’s doing. han solo. an expert.

in conclusion: han solo, a cool space scoundrel, not a nerd. maybe you’re the nerd around here. hmm. looks like it. check and mate